不是只是平常的那种啊
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.
"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."
"Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tom.
两个小男孩，还不到上学的年龄，有一天他们在动物园谈论着。
我的名字叫比利，你的名字呢？第一个男孩问，汤姆，第二个回答说。我的爸爸是个会计，你爸爸是做什么的啊？比利问汤姆，汤姆说，我爸爸是个律师。
真的吗，比利问道，不是只是平常的那种啊，汤姆回答说。
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