英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.29
Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut.
"Eight dollars," I answered.
"And for a shave?" "Five dollars."
"All right," he said, settling into the barber chair. "Shave my head."
前些日子，有一男的来到我的理发店，问剪一个头要多少钱。
“八美元，”我告诉他。
“那，刮次胡子呢？”
“五美元”。
“那行”，那男的边说边坐到了理发椅上，“来，给我刮刮头吧”。
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