Tiger and deer

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A tiger caught a Deer.一只老虎抓到一头鹿 The tiger plans to eat the deer, so the deer screamed: " you can't eat me"老虎打算吃了这头鹿.鹿急忙大叫：“你不能吃我？” The tiger hesitated, feeling very strange, so he asked the deer: " why can't i eat you? 老虎一楞，感到很奇怪，于是问鹿：“为什么我不能吃你？” The deer said:" Because im a protected second class animal in the country, so, no matter what you can't eat me !" 鹿说：“因为我是国家二级保护动物，所以，你无论如何也不能吃了我！” The tiger after hearing what the deer said, laughed and said " haha, then i should really eat you ! 老虎听完笑着说：“呵呵，那么我更应该要吃你了 Deer asked : " why ?" 鹿说：“为什么？” " because im a first class protected animal in the country" Tiger proudly said “因为我是国家一级动物！”老虎得意地说。

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