英汉双语笑话习题簿2011.5.30

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        A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"         The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."
        一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”         获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”

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