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          Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

          Son: I was learning to drive a car.
         

          父亲:我曾向你许诺,如果你考试及格就给你买俩小汽车,可你却未能做到。你上学期一直在干什么呀?

          儿子:我在学开汽车。



                                                    

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