英汉双语笑话习题簿 年轻人的忠告
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n
their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话，
千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西，抬东西或者装东西时，他们就叫喊，“让小的干吧。”
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