英语笑话：问警察
A little boy lost his way and went to ask the policeman by the road.
一个小孩迷了路，就去问路边的警察。
The policeman asked, "Sonny, where's your home?"
警察问：“小家伙，你的家在哪里？”
The boy replied, "My mother teaches me to ask the policeman when I lose my way, but she doesn't tell me where I live."
男孩回答说：“妈妈教我迷路时，就去问警察，但她没有告诉我住在哪里。”英语 笑话 幽默
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