双语 笑话 Are Flies Yummy?
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”
Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”
But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.” 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？”
爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”
可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”练习：
哈哈，你发现了么？
答案：
快到午餐时间了，仔细检查吧哈哈~O(∩_∩)O~
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