男人们制定的“妇女守则”（系列8）
这是一篇既有趣又有一定真实性的文章，一定程度上反映了男生男人们的心理。与大家分享一下，希望你们也会喜欢。
We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我们男人总是听到自己女人制订的规则，以下是我们的规则。注意！所有的规则都被列为“第一”，这是有意的。
#1 Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lints, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
第一条：不要问我们在想什么，除非你们准备与我们讨论诸如包肚脐眼的绑带，霰弹猎枪的构造，或者巨型卡车等问题。
#1 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing", we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
第一条：如果我们问你们怎么了，而你们说“没事”，我们就会表现得好像没事一样。我们不是不知道你们在说谎，只是觉得不值得为此小题大做而已。
#1 You have too many shoes.
第一条：你们的鞋子已经太多了。
（源自《看幽默故事学英语》 通讯员厦门大学魏红心供稿 英语点津陈蓓编辑）
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