外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹132：自己来(中英)
An old friend from abroad, whom I was expecting to stay with me, telephoned from the airport to tell me that he had arrived. I was still at the office at the time, but I had made arrangements for his arrival. After explaining where my new flat was, I told him that I had left the key under the room一mat. As I was likely to be home rather late, I advised him to go into the kitchen and help himself to food and drink.
一位国外来的老朋友从飞机场打电话，告诉我他已经到达，我一直期盼着与他相聚。那时，我仍在办公室里，不过对于他的到来我已做好了安排。说清我的新公寓的位置后，我告诉他把钥匙放在擦脚的垫子下面。由于我可能很晚才能回家，我建议他到厨房自己弄点吃喝的东西。
Two hours later my friend telephoned me from the flat. At the moment, he was listening to some of my records after having just had a truly wonderful meal. He had found a pan on the gas stove and fried two eggs and had helped himself to some cold chicken from the refrigerator. Now, he said, he was drinking a glass of orange juice and he hoped I would join him. When I asked him if he had reached the flat without difficulty, he answered that be had not been able to find the key under the room-mat , but fortunately the living-room window just by the apple tree had been left open and he had climbed in. I listened to all this in astonishment. There is no apple tree in front of my living-room, but there is one in front of my neighbor’s!
两个小时后朋友从公寓打电话给我。他说，美餐了一顿以后，他现在正在听我的一些磁带。在煤气炉上，他找到了一个平底煎锅，煎了两个鸡蛋，并吃了冰箱里的冻鸡肉。他说他现在正在喝着一杯橘子汁并希望我能跟他一起享受。当我问他是否很顺利地进人我的公寓时，他回答说，他并没有在擦鞋的垫子下面找到钥匙，但幸运的是，苹果树旁边的那扇起居室的窗户正好开着，他就爬了进去。一番话听得我目瞪口呆。我的起居室前根本就没有苹果树，而邻居家前面到是有一颗!
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