英汉双语笑话——理查德·萨维奇的一生

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       The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops，and Savage was living from hand tomouth．As a result of his lack of food he became very ill，butafter a time，owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him，he got well again．After a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits， but poor Savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it．The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again． But still no money came． Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money．Inthe end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment，saying to Savage，"You know you owe your life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you．"
       "I agree，" said Savage，"that I owe my life to you， and toprove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will givemy life to you．
       "With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled，The life of Richard Savage．                      英国作家理查德·萨维奇一度在伦敦过着贫困潦倒的生活，为了赚几个钱，他曾写了有关他自己生平的故事。但是这部书在书店里并没有卖出几本，萨维奇过着朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物，他病得很厉害。后来，由于给他治疗的那个医生的高明医术，他才又恢复了健康。过了一两个星期之后，医生给萨维奇送来了一张讨要诊费的帐单，但是贫穷的萨维奇没有钱来偿付。医生等了一个月后又送来了帐单，但仍然未索回分文。几个星期之后，他又送来帐单要钱。最后，医生本人来到了萨维奇的家中，对他说："你明白，你是欠我一条命的，我希望你有所报答。"
       "是的，"萨维奇说，"我是欠你一条命，为了向你证明我对你的诊治不是不报答，我将把我的命给你。"
       说着这番话，萨维奇递给医生两卷书，名叫《理查德·萨维奇的一生》。

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