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每日一笑(3.3)

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I Wasn't Listening

Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?"
"I don't know." the little girl answered.
"You don't know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know."
"I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn't listening," explained the child.

我没有在听

女儿在大声读书,妈妈问:“亲爱的,你在读什么?”
“我不知道,”小女孩回答说。
“你不知道?你不是在朗读吗,你应该知道的,”妈妈说。
女儿解释说,“我在朗读,可我没有在听啊!”

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