双语 笑话 惯性
Teacher: Where is South America?
Pupil: I don't know。
Teacher: Where is Greenland?
Pupil: I don't know。
Teacher: Where is Bulgaria?
Pupil: I don't know。
Teacher: Look them up in your textbook。
Pupil: I don't know where that is, either。 老师: South America在哪里?
学生: 我不知道。
老师: Greenland在哪里?
学生: 我不知道。
老师: 那Bulgaria在哪里?
学生: 我不知道。
老师: 在课本上把它们找出来！！！
学生: 我不知道它（课本）在哪里。
真是调皮的学生呢，别忘了今天的练习哈~~~
练习：
翻译出现的三个地名吧！！
答案：
南美洲、格陵兰岛、保加利亚。
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