傻冒电脑
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blond, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
有个男的在前院割草时，他那迷人的金发女邻居出了屋子直奔邮箱，打开往里瞧了眼，咣当关上，又冲回屋里。
过一小会儿她又跑出屋子，来到邮箱，又打开，再次咣当关上，怒气冲冲地回到屋里。
在这男的正准备给草坪修边时，她又出来了。她奔向邮箱，打开后比之前更狠劲地把邮箱门撞上。
这男的对她的举动感到纳闷，就问她：“有什么不对劲的事吗？”
她听了回答说：“肯定有啦！我那傻冒电脑一直提醒我说我有邮件！”
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