Three Surgeons 三个外科医生
Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.
"A man came to me who had his hand cut off", said one. "Today that man is concert violinist."
"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."
"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but horse's posteriors -- and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in the United States Senate."
三个外科医生
三个著名的外科医生在吹嘘自己的技术。
“一个手被切掉的男人来我这儿看病，”一个说，“今天那个人是位小提琴手了。”
“那没什么，”另一个说，“一个两条腿都被截掉的家伙到我这儿来，我把它们又接上了。今天那个人是个马拉松选手。”
“我比你们两个都强，”第三个人说，“一天我到一个严重事故的现场，那除了马腿和一副眼镜以外什么也没剩下。今天那个人坐在美国国会里。”
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