这个龙虾只有一只爪。
Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。
I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
Well, bring me the winner then.
哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
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