收回他说的话
Student A: If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.
Student B: What did he say?
Student A: He told me to leave college.
大学生甲：如果院长不收回今早对我说的话，那我就退学。
大学生乙：院长说的什么话？
大学生甲：他要我退学。
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