老板和秘书
“why don’t you answer it?” he called at last.
She came to the door of his office. “because it’s always for you,” she daid.
她的第一个工作是做秘书。她速记不错，打字也相当好。可老板注意到她从不接电话。电话铃一遍一遍地响，她从来不接。“你为什么不接电话？”终于老板叫了起来。她走到老板办公室门口说：“因为电话总是找你的。”
Boss: There are too many spelling mistakes in this letter that you have typed. There’s no excuse for that. You must use a dictionary when you are in doubt.
Secretary: But the trouble is that I am never in doubt.
老板：你刚刚打印的这封信拼音错误太多，没理由这样。你没把握的时候一定要查查词典。
秘书：可是，问题是我没有没把握的时候。
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