趣味图片英语笑话:Day in and day out 夜以继日(双语)
when i married you, i hadn't in my wildest dreams imagined it would be this predictable! you're saying the same things all the time! day in and day out!
当我嫁给你时,我没敢想象到会是这!你夜以继日的说同一件事!
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