可那两只都管它叫老板

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A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, "The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars."

"Why does that parrot cost so much?" the man wondered.

The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next parrot on the perch.

"That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other parrot can do, plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system." Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third parrot.

"That one costs 2,000 dollars."

"And what does that one do?" the man asked.

The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him do a thing, but the other two call him boss!"

有个男的走进宠物店，想买只鹦鹉。店主给引见了待在栖杆上的三只一样的鹦鹉，说：“靠左边那只要500块。”
　　“这只鹦鹉怎么这么贵？”那男的很疑惑。
　　店主回答说：“呵，它知道怎么玩电脑呢。”
　　那男的又问栖杆上紧挨着的那只鹦鹉。
　　“这一只要1000块，因为那只鹦鹉会干的每件事它都会，另外它还知道怎么用UNIX操作系统。”吓了一跳的顾客当然就问第三只鹦鹉了。
　　“这一只要2000块。”
　　“那这只会干什么呢？”那男的问。
　　店主回答：“老实说，我从没见它干过一件事，可那两只都管它叫老板！”

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