第1392期英语笑话Excuse for Speeding 赶紧到达那里
Excuse for Speeding
赶紧到达那里
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你们为什么开那么快？”警官喊道。
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
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