老狗难改吠声。

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A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

有个醉汉给警察打电话，举报他车里进过小偷。
“他们偷了仪表盘、方向盘，连刹车踏板都不放过！”他大声喊着。
可是，在警察出发调查之前，电话又响了。“没事了，”醉汉打着酒嗝说，“我搞错了，坐到后排去了。”
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