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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事93:人也嫁错了

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"The other woman replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
在一个鸡尾酒舞会上,一个女人对另外一个女人说:“你的结婚戒指带错手指了。 男一个回答说:“是的,人也嫁错了。”

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