coffee break 双语笑话

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   上午10点，coffee break. 由于早上没吃早饭，肚子有点饿。来到lunch room, 便想从售货机里买包 peanut butter cracker (0.5美元)充饥。掏出钱包一看，钱包里只有一个quarter (老婆真够可以的)，心想，这下惨了, 又不能刷卡。
　　看到同一办公室的老美同事Stephen (65岁左右）正坐在那里喝咖啡，于是便冲他喊道：“Stephen, do you have a dollar?”
　　Stephen: I have three.
　　Me: One is enough.
　　Stephen: Too late.
　　Me : ??? (Too late? 他花了？还是他不愿意借？老美真够小气的，一块钱都不愿意借)。
　　没办法，只好又到另一个办公室找一中国人借了一块钱。
　　回到售货机旁，刚想把钱塞进去，Stephen 走了过来：“Oh, I thought you were asking for my daughter”.欢迎来论坛分享更多：
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

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