把它堵在里面 I'm Trying to Stop It
I'm Trying to Stop It
“Boy， why have you got cotton-wool in your ear？ Is it infected？”
“No， sir， but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ， so I am trying to stop it.”
“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”
“没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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