Mom, is God a man or woman? 双语笑话
A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and straight."
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"
一个男孩说她的母亲，“妈妈，上帝是男人还是女人？”
妈妈认为这一段时间，说：“好吧，儿子，上帝是男人和女人。”
儿子是混乱的，所以他问：“上帝是黑人还是白人？”
这位母亲回答说：“上帝是黑色和白色，亲爱的。”
他的儿子，还好奇说，一段时间后，“上帝是同性恋或直，妈妈？”
这位母亲，变得有点儿担心，回答：“孩子，上帝是男人也是女人。”
儿子想想，他的脸亮起来时，他认为他终于回答他的问题：“上帝是迈克尔杰克逊？”
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