事事如意
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted: "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一对年轻夫妇很担心自己四岁的儿子，他一直不会说话。他们带他去看了很多专家，可大夫们查不出他有什么毛病。
后来有天早上吃早饭时，男孩突然张口了：“妈妈，面包片烤糊了。”
“你说话了！你说话了！”妈妈叫起来，“我太高兴了！可你怎么这么久才说话啊？”
“咳，在这之前，”男孩说，“事事如意呗。”
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