亲爱的，没什么新鲜事
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied“, no, I am teaching History”.
中文翻译：
一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭。妻子问到：“工作上有什么新鲜事吗？”丈夫回答说：“没有，我是教历史的。”
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