祸不单行
Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.
Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not delighted about the news that there was soon going to be one in his house too.
One evening Mr. and Mrs. Taylor were making plans for the baby's arrival. "This house won't be big enough for us all when the baby comes," said Mr. Taylor.
Pat came into the room just then and said, "What are you talking about?""We were saying that we'll have to move to another house now, because the new baby's coming," his mother answered.
"It's no use," said Pat hopelessly, "He'll follow us there."
泰勒夫妇有个七岁男孩叫帕特，现在泰勒太太又有个孩子快生了。
帕特在别人家见过小宝宝，不太喜欢，所以对自家很快也会有个小宝宝这事，不怎么高兴。
有天晚上，泰勒夫妇正为宝宝出生做打算。“宝宝一来，这房子就不够咱们全家住了。”泰勒先生说。
正说着话，帕特进屋了，他问：“你们在聊什么呀？”“我们在说呀，咱马上得搬个新家了，因为新宝宝快来 了。”妈妈告诉他。
“那没用，”帕特不抱指望地说，“他会跟到那儿去的。”
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