双语笑话 Three lawyers and three engineers

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   Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At the station, the lawyers each buy a ticket but the engineers buy just one. When asked why, the engineers coyly said "You’ll see."
   三个律师和三个工程师坐同一辆火车去参加同一个会议。在车站，律师没人买了一张票，工程师却只买了一张票。问道原因，工程师害羞地说：“等下就知道了。”    They all board the train, the lawyers taking seats, but the three engineers all crowding into the bathroom. After the train has left, the conductor comes around and takes the lawyers tickets and knocks on the bathroom door and says, "Ticket Please." An arm stretches out from the bathroom and the conductor takes the proffered ticket. The lawyers were very impressed.
   他们登上火车，律师做了下来，但是三个工程师去挤在洗手间不出来。火车开动后，列车员过来查票，他拿了三个律师的票然后敲洗手间的们说：“查票了！”一只拿着票的手从里面伸出来，列车员拿着票离开了。三个律师暗暗佩服。    On the return trip, the lawyers proposed to emulate the gearheads and bought only one ticket. To their amazement, the engineers bought no ticket at all. When asked, the engineers said, "You’ll see."
   在回程的火车上，三个律师想学工程师故伎重演只买了一张票。出乎他们意料，三个工程师一张票也没有买。问道原因，工程师说“等下你就知道了。”    All board the train and the lawyers and engineers cram into separate bathrooms to await the conductor. After a few minutes,one of the engineers from the bathroom, goes over to the lawyers’ bathroom, knocks on the door and says: "Ticket please."
   等他们都登上火车之后，律师和工程师分别挤进不同的洗手间等待着列车员检票。一会儿之后，一位工程师从洗手间里出来，跑到律师待的洗手间，敲门说，“查票了！” 欢迎来论坛分享更多：　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　

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