双语笑话 U married mine
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy: Grandma.
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
中文翻译：
小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。
爸爸打趣地问道：噢！谁是你心中合适的人选？
小男孩：奶奶。
爸爸：等一下，你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈？
小男孩：为什么不？你娶了我的妈妈。
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