双语笑话失火的卷烟厂

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   Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
   'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
   'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later.' He said with a smile.    玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟，一天对他抱怨说：“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”
   “不用担心，亲爱的，所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说。
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