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六十四美元的找头!

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A teacher was collecting test papers from his students after a test when he noticed a hundred dollar bill and a small note tucked inside one of the papers. On the note it said, "One US dollar for one point."

After grading the test, the teacher handed back the test papers to the class. The student who had tried to bribe the teacher received his test paper, together with sixty-four dollars in change!
一位老师考完试把学生试卷收回后,发现有份卷子里夹了一张百元大钞和一张小纸片,纸片上说:“一美元买一分。”
卷子改完后,老师又发回班里。想收买老师的那学生拿到了自己的试卷,还带着六十四美元的找头!

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