美女的头脑是用来工作的
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
金发女子、褐发女子和红发女子在同一家公司上班,他们的女上司总是下班很早。
一天,褐发女子说,“明天我们早点下班吧,反正老板也不会知道。”
第二天,她们等上司一走就离开了。褐发女子整理了一下花园,红发女子去了酒吧,金发女子回到家并发现她的女上司正和她的丈夫偷情。她赶紧溜出家并在正常的时间回去。
第三天,褐发女子说,“真有趣,我们真应该多提前下班几次。”
金发女子说,本帖隐藏的内容
“不可能了,我差点就被逮着了。”
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