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英文笑话:Lipstick Remover

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  While undressing for bed one night, ol' Bill notices something like a red rash around his penis. Alarmed, he thinks, "I can't let Hillary see this!", and makes a point of getting to his doctor at Bethesda

  Naval Hospital the very next day.

  "Doc" he says, "I've got this red ring around my, you know. What is it and how do I get rid of it"? The doctor says, "Well, I'm not exactly sure what it is but take these pills for a week and see if that takes care of it. If not, come back and we'll try something else".

  Bill takes the pills for the week but,unfortunately, the red ring is still there after 7 days. He goes back to his doctor and tells him that the pills hadn"t helped. So the doctor prescribes another medication, capsules this time, and gives him the same instructions,"take them for a week and come back if it's not improved".

  Bill takes the capsules for a week and damn the red ring is still there. So he goes back to his doctor and asks, "What next"? The doctor gives him a cream in a tube this time. "Rub this on every day for a week and let me know".

  Bill goes back in a week and says, "Great news, doc! The rash is gone! That stuff in the tube was wonderful. What was it"? The doctor replied, "lipstick remover".

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