您的衣服烧着了
In class,the teacher, with his back leaning against the stove,said to the
students,"Before you speak, you should think and count to at least 50,and for
important matters to 100."
No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
At last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100. teacher, your
clothes are on fire."
在课堂上，老师背对着壁炉，对学生们说：“在说话之前，你要先想好，然后至少数到50
，重要的事情要数到100再说。”
老师话音刚落，学生们就开始数数。
最后所有的学生都一起大声说：“……98，99，100。老师，您的衣服烧着了。”
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