双语笑话误会

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Mark’s favorite cup is broken, and he feels unhappy. Susan sees and asks him, “ You look sad. What’s the matter?”
Mark says, “There is something wrong with my cup.”
Susan says, “Don’t worry. I can repair it.”
Mark feels surprised and asks, “Repair? You can repair it? You?”
“Yes. Believe me! Where is it?” Susan answers.
“Here. My cup is broken. Are you sure you can repair it?” Mark takes out his cuo.

误会
马克最喜欢的杯子了，他很不开心。苏珊看见了就问他：“你看上去不太开心。怎么了？”
苏珊说：“别担心。我会补好它的。”
马克听了感到奇怪，就问她：“补？你会补？真的吗？”
“没错。相信我。在哪里呢？”苏珊说。
“这儿。我的cup破了。你确信补好它吗？”马克拿出了杯子。
“cup？你以为是cap.”苏珊说道。说完他俩都笑了。

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