那你星期一和星期二在哪儿
Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.
Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."
"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"
鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，他开了一些强力安眠药。星期日晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了。他到了办公室，进去，对老板说：“我没有今天早上起床一点麻烦。”“那好，”老板吼道，“那你星期一和星期二在哪儿？”
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