您称了您家小孩么？
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?
妈妈：我让我小孩来买两磅李子，你却只给了他一磅半。
店老板：我的秤都没问题的，太太。您称了您家小孩么？
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