馅饼的诱惑-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[2]--双语幽默漫画
garfield:ah,i see jon placed a pie on this windowsill to tempt me.
加菲猫：我看到乔恩在窗台上放了一个馅饼来诱惑我。
garfield:well,let it be known i'm capable of resisting all temptations.
加菲猫：好，我要证明我能够抵御诱惑。
garfield:i just don't choose to.
加菲猫：我别无选择了。
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