Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the Southwest and stops to entertain in an Arkansas bar.
He's going through his usual stupid redneck jokes, when a big burly guy in the audience stands up and says threateningly, "I've heard just about enough of your smart mouth hillbilly jokes - we ain't all stupid here in Arkansas!"
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy interrupts him and says, "You stay out of this mister―― I'm talking to the smart mouth little fella on your knee!"
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