那是因为它在你家猫肚子里

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Little Jonny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the rosy-cheeked youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Jonny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Jonny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Jonny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"

小娇尼在院子里正填着一个土坑时，他邻居隔着篱笆瞧过来。
他对这脸蛋红扑扑的小家伙在干什么挺好奇，就客套地问了句：“你在那儿干吗呢，娇尼？”
“我金鱼死了，”娇尼眼泪汪汪地回答，头都没抬一下，“我在把它埋掉。”
邻居关心地说：“那坑埋金鱼也太大了吧？”
娇尼把最后一小堆土拍拍平，然后说：“那是因为它在你家猫肚子里！”

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