我的朋友和家人都在监狱里

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The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell.

So one Visitor's Day, the warden called George to his office and said, “I notice you've never had any visitors, George.” Sympathetically, he put his hand on George's shoulder. “Tell me, don't you have any friends or family?”

George replied, “Oh, sure I do, Warden.It's just that they're all in here!”
监狱长为他的一个囚犯感到惋惜，因为每个周末的探望日大部分人有亲人和朋友来探望，但是可怜的乔治总是一个人呆在他的房间。
因此一个探望日监狱长叫乔治到他办公室说，“我注意到你从来没有探望者，乔治。”他同情地拍拍乔治的肩。“告诉我，你难道没有朋友和家人吗？”
乔治答道，“哦，我当然有，监狱长。我的朋友和家人都在监狱里。”

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