取光他所有的积蓄吧？
A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation", she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked: " to draw out all of his savings?"
四年级老师在给学生们上逻辑课。
“有这么个情形，”她说，“一个男人站在河中间的一条船上钓鱼，他失去平衡，掉到河里，一边扑腾一边大喊救命。他老婆听见动静，知道他不会游泳，就朝岸上跑去，你们认为她为什么朝岸上跑？”
一个女生举手回答：“取光他所有的积蓄吧？”
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