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  A depressed patient went to see his primary care doctor as a routine check-up. The patient always looked stressed and depressed. After the examination and review all the patient‘s medicine(total of 8 different medications and some of them instruct to take two and three times a day)the doctor said“you must drink a lot of fluids when taking each of these medications”The patient was quiet and spoke softly to himself“then I don’t think I have to eat anything else”。

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