青蛙哪去了呢？

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An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.

"To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very carefully."

The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hard-boiled egg. Astonished, the professor said, "I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"

一位粗心大意的教授正在讲授解剖学。
　　“为了让你们更明白我说的意思，我包了只解剖过的青蛙在这儿，希望你们非常仔细地观察它。”
　　教授打开包包，看见里面有两个三明治和一个水煮蛋。教授纳闷地说：“我敢肯定我吃过午饭了，可是青蛙哪去了呢？”

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