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因为俩队打平了。

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Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black,

"Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
迈克上学迟到了,他对他老师布莱克先生说:
“老师,我迟到了,请原谅,就怪我在梦里看了场足球赛。”
“这怎么会让你迟到呢?”老师追问。
“因为俩队都赢不下来,所以比赛拖了很长时间。(因为俩队打平了,所以还打了加时赛。)”迈克回答。
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