双语笑话 贪吃的妹妹
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. "The last time she came," he objected, "I didn't catch a single fish."
"I'll talk to her," his mother said, "and I promise this time she won't make any noise."
"It wasn't the noise, Mom," the boy replied, "She ate all my bait."
当妈妈提议让小男孩带着他的妹妹一起去钓鱼时,小男孩坚决地反对。“上次她跟我去,”他反驳道,“我连一条鱼都没钓上来。”
“我会告诉她的。”妈妈说,“我保证她这一次不会在发出任何声响了。”
“这不是响声的问题,妈妈。”男孩回答,“她把所有的鱼饵都吃光了。”
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