爱睡懒觉的加菲猫-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画
jon:garfield,i worry about you.
乔恩:加菲猫,我很担心你。
jon:i know you hate getting up...
乔恩:我知道你讨厌起床。
jon:but,lynching the alarm clock?
乔恩:但是,闹钟被处以死刑了?
garfield:it had it coming.
加菲猫:这是它的报应。
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