让他去睡衣柜台吧
Manager: “I can’t do a thing with Jones. I’ve had him in three departments, and he dozes all day.”
Proprietor: “Put him at the pajama counter, and fasten a card on him with these words: ‘Our pajamas are of such superior quality that even the man who sells them can not keep awake.’”
经理：我不想让琼斯继续干下去了。我已经把他换了3个部门，但他仍然天天上班打瞌睡。
老板：让他去睡衣柜台吧，在他身上贴一张卡片，上面写：我们睡衣的质量太好了以至于售货员都睡着了。
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